1. Food will never leave you. Except in the form of crap. But see, at least crap can be expelled from your system. True love cannot.
2. Food will make you fat (if you don't work out). True love will hurt at one time or another no matter how hard you try to work it out.
3. Food is readily available (for a price, oftentimes cheap). True love is rarer than gold or diamonds. and infinitely pricier.
4. Food can bring hypertension, stroke and heart attacks (at least in excessively fatty amounts). You might even die. But you probably would welcome death when faced with the agony of true love anyway. At least with food you'd die fat and happy.
5. Food will never make you cry (except for onions, but they don't mean to, and it's not the heavy on the hart kind of crying like you're soul's being wrenched out of your body, so it's ok).
6. You can always tell when you've had enough food, and you can stop having more. just stop stuffing your face or throw up or something. True love fools you into thinking you can keep taking a crapstorm from anyone. and live to tell about it. with pride.
7. food doesn't have to e special. oh crap, neither does true love.
